Mock U.:

Kowabunga! Dude – Dec. 11, 2006
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles turn 19!
By Keith White

Ask Mr. Right (Wing) – Aug. 22, 2006
The right-wing noise machine answers questions about co-workers, stealing, summer jobs, and cooking.

True or False or False or False or... – Aug. 11, 2006
A pop quiz on the current WMD rhetoric.
By Ari Melber

Grade This! – Aug. 8, 2006
Florida shoots first, Congress governs later (maybe).

Grade This! – July 17, 2006
LoJacking your kids and low-browing the Iraq quagmire.

Grade This! – July 5, 2006
Gays and the New York Times: who’s the greater threat to America this week?

Ask Mr. Right (Wing) – June 21, 2006
The right-wing noise machine answers questions about co-workers, stealing, summer jobs, and cooking.

Grade This! – June 19, 2006
Bush sneaking around, ambassadors dressing down, North Korea blowing up.

Grade This! – June 12, 2006
Apple cashes in on Inconvenient Truth, the Army cashes out on inconvenient policy.

Grade This! – June 1, 2006
Lousy lies about gifts for Harry Reid, awful truths about searches for Tara Reid.

Dear Mr. Wilmer Valderrama – May 25, 2006
An open letter to the host of MTV’s celebration of bigotry.
By Mark Pike

Ask Mr. Right (Wing) – May 24, 2006
The right-wing noise machine answers your questions on hair, Chinese food, roommates, and baseball.

Grade This! – May 22, 2006
Booing McCain, names that are lame, some website’s insane.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – May 15, 2006
Who the government’s probing, and why you’re not probing anyone.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – May 9, 2006
Pundits ponder L’Affaire Colbert while praying they have a hooker story to talk about.
By Brian Beutler

Katie’s Konservative Korner: Dear Deviants… – Apr. 20, 2006
3 Open letters in support of H.R. 4437.
By Katie Halper

Grade This! – Apr. 18, 2006
Neil Young’s busy week and Time’s lazy Sunday.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – Apr. 10, 2006
Dirt sheet writers do dirty deeds, and maybe Judas wasn’t so bad after all.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – Apr. 3, 2006
Basically a whole bunch of governments messing up a lot.
By Brian Beutler

Katie’s Konservative Korner: Help Ted Stevens! – Mar. 31, 2006
How you can help save the bill to kill wildlife.
By Katie Halper

Grade This! – Mar. 28, 2006
Authors, bloggers, and Justices, and their respective stupid statements.
By Brian Beutler

Ask Mr. Right (Wing) – Mar. 23, 2006
The right-wing noise machine answers your questions on bacon, Facebook, dating, and laundry.

Grade This! – Mar. 20, 2006
The porn star and the Republican, an Arab and a Jew walk into a hospital, and some other laughs from the latest news wrap-up.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – Mar. 14, 2006
From the White House to the big house, price-gouging with a side of mustard.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – Mar. 7, 2006
Alito sends sweet nothings, but definitely not via cell phone.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – Feb. 27, 2006
Goats go down the aisle, nerds go down to Mardi Gras.
By Brian Beutler

Katie’s Konservative Korner: Alito Unmasked – Feb. 15, 2006
He’s a flaming liberal.
By Katie Halper

Grade This! – Feb. 13, 2006
From Leaky Libby to Deadeye Dick.
By Brian Beutler

Grade This! – Feb. 6, 2006
Fake quotes about salt and hidden quotes about oil.
By Brian Beutler

Queen Bee and King Con – Jan. 5, 2006
Does Triple-Platinum-Felon Jack Abramoff play Lil Kim on his iPod?
By John Burton

Grade This! – Aug. 5, 2005
Pundits walking out, presidents taking naps, what astronauts have for lunch.

Grade This! – July 29, 2005
Tucker Carlson’s failed “Situation,” a weird week in justice, and selling out of romance at Wal-Mart.

Grade This! – July 22, 2005
Gerrymander-shaped cakes, getting shoved for asking tough questions, disappearing city government in San Diego.

Grade This! – July 8, 2005
Flaming bikers in Montana, a nation ready to impeach, a man on fire.

Grade This! – July 1, 2005
Just desserts for Souter, the biggest catfish on earth, the Gipper blues.

Grade This! – June 24, 2005
China beats USA in global popularity contest, stupidity gets ratified and New York actually remembers that whole separation of church and state thing.

Grade This! – June 17, 2005
Senate lynching caucus, the plot to gut Big Bird, and Bush’s global warming cheerleader.

Grade This! – May 13, 2005
Reid pulls double duty, Voinovich double-times, Miranda sets a double standard.

Grade This! – May 6, 2005
One-hour marriages, all-day whore classes, 65-million-year-old vegans.

Grade This! – Apr. 29, 2005
DeLay lights up, Al Gore sports bling, Napoleon Dynamite reaches icon status, Shakespeare deemed not gay enough.

Grade This! – Apr. 22, 2005
Bolton shocks a conscience, Cookie Monster diets, Gregg scores Snowe, Feds got game, and MIT students cyberprank academia.

Grade This! – Apr. 15, 2005
Bolton’s mood disorders, Wal-Mart’s delusions of grandeur, impaling the judiciary, baby wolphin.

Grade This! – Apr. 8, 2005
Rush Limbaugh’s pie-pocrisy, deadly force in Florida, American Idol gender bias, artistic strip joints.

Grade This! – Apr. 1, 2005
Pirates, gun-toting teacher, Laura Bush, Jerry Springer, cuss words, a surprising new media critic.

Grade This! – Mar. 25, 2005
Tom DeLay, mp3 playing Pez dispensers, fuzzy social security math, the Death Cab/Tony Blair connection.

Grade This! Spring Break Edition – Mar. 18, 2005
The weekly wrap-up with a little politics, a lot of television and sports. Back to class on Monday folks.

Ask Mr. Right (Wing) – Mar. 13, 2005
Get all the advice you need on iPods, boyfriends, hiking gear and more.

Grade This! – Mar. 11, 2005
Kansas gay ban, Dungeons & Dragons, 50 Cent, gerrymandering, social security spinmeisters.

Grade This! – Mar. 4, 2005
Hermaphroditic frogs, bombing Syria, executing kids, pushing the anti-choice agenda, the Olsen twins.

Grade This! – Feb. 25, 2005
Islamization of Iraq, mixtapes winning Grammys, Alan Keyes’ parenting style, the Paris Hilton cell phone debacle, and Medicaid in Mississippi.

Grade This! – Feb. 18, 2005
Wal-Mart, Poland, Media Whores, and Underwear.

“Nature Boy” Larry – Feb. 16, 2005
Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Larry David rhapsodizes about environmentalism, Brooklyn and tuna fish sandwiches.
By Larry David