The Winner of the Free Food-A-Thon

SoCapThomas — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:34:44 EDT

The finalists pulled out all the stops in their attempt to secure the most sumptuous free food in the most creative and unnerving ways during the 3-hour lunchtime extravaganza.

Bribery was in full-swing as Kate Monster dedicated her post to one of the judges and Carnivorous Cara brought back sandwiches for another two. And while Kate’s lack of a plan may have led to some embarrassing conversations on the Hill and Cara’s vivid descriptions of tantalizing sandwiches made mouths water, it was Ben “The Quiet Storm” and Zach Attack that seemed to grab the early lead as they collided at a National Gas Roundtable Discussion at the ornate University Club. While one might have guessed that baked beans and bran muffins would be on the menu, the Quiet Storm’s ability to enjoy crab cakes, a rum and coke, and a brand new comb, all while dropping Juvenile lyrics like they were hot, made the judges think that the Zach Attack could be running out of gas.

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The Winner of the Free Food-A-Thon