Some of our great fellow interns here at CAP have been circulating this website, Link, which features such article titles as "Evolutionism Propaganda: Examples of how Evolutionists spread their false doctrines using PBS, children's programming, and the Apple Macintosh," and links to Project Pterosaur, whose goal is "to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs."

The anti-evolution Neanderthals are at it again, and this time, they're packing pterasaurs.

What really got me laughing wasn't the velociraptors, who "today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark," but THIS.

The Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong sells for $8.50 at CafePress.com. It's that time of year again... Fellas, it's what your chaste, illiterate and hyper-religious girlfriend always wanted.

Ok, so the website is probably a hoax. But it's not too far from the truth, sadly.

And if it's not a hoax, I'll be in my apartment, praying for the Second Coming until I starve to death.