| By August J. Pollak - Feb 16th, 2006 at 3:59 pm EST |
| Also listed in: Campus Progress Blog |
As the notes from our Conventioneer and Conventionette will attest, Coulter pretty much phoned in her column this week- or rather, she might as well have faxed a copy of the remarks she delivered last weekend at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) to her editor and had them reprinted as the bulk of her column.
The full transcript of Coulter's remarks at CPAC can be read here, including the questions from the audience, which we'll get to in a moment. If you compare the two columns, you might have noticed that Coulter did make a slight change to the reprinted remarks:
If you don't want to get shot by the police, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, then don't point a toy gun at them. Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences. Sorry, I realize that's offensive. How about "camel jockey"? What? Now what'd I say? Boy, you tent merchants sure are touchy. Grow up, would you?
Her "takes the consequences" line is almost identical to the one delivered in her remarks at CPAC, with one exception: she didn't say "jihad monkey." She said "raghead."
And, no, it's not a call from any editors- Coulter's change was hers. A while back, Coulter had a slight tiff with some of the editors publishing her column after they were, amazingly, upset with her calling White House Press Correspondent Helen Thomas an "old Arab." Coulter left the original unedited column on her site, where her columns are printed sans any syndicate interference... and the FrontPage story is identical, slur-changing and all. In other words, it seems to appear that the sudden change in what was otherwise some copying and pasting from her CPAC remarks wasn't done by any editor, but by Coulter herself.
So out of all the elements of her remarks, why did Coulter edit her racial slur? We think it might have to do with her being called on it already... not by any, as Ann would say, "girly-man" liberals, but one of the very attendees at CPAC:
Student: Thank you for coming today. We have a booth here; it's called Muslims for America . I apologize on behalf of the Muslim terrorists, but you have to understand there's 1.5 billion with a 'B' and there are .0000005 that did the terrorism, when you call people ragheads - and I met the president, I mean, he asked me to come work for him, I met the vice president--I mean it kind of turns a lot of Muslim Americans off, and it's kind of hard to recruit them to support our cause… (Unintelligible because of applause) please, please, please, please, don't say raghead.
Coulter: You know, ok. I make a few jokes at Muslims, and they killed 3000 Americans--I think we're even.
And then later in the Q&A:
Student: Thanks for coming down and regaling us with your wit. What I wanted to know was when are you planning on expanding your little routine to cover blacks, Jews and Asians.
Coulter: What do you mean?
Student: Well, you know, they're kind of the in people to make fun of nowadays.
Coulter: Oh, ok--maybe when they fly planes into our skyscrapers and kill 3000 Americans (inaudible due to applause). Maybe then I'll make jokes at their expense. Bring back the Muslim. At least the Muslim's a good Republican.
Coulter's racism is defined by an action like this: it's not that she minds saying something racist; if she did, she'd remove the comments about Arabs altogether (and for that matter, apologize to "the Muslim" who called her on it rather than mock him to his face.) She just wants to be racist but just racist enough so that no one will raise enough of an outrage about it.
But more defined here is her cowardice. In a column that reprints a racist, spiteful, venomous diatribe that was assailed by her own audience mere minutes after delivering it, Coulter made but one significant edit: a toning-down of a racist slur against Arabs, which she included in a paragraph bragging about how she doesn't care what people think of her remarks.
Apparently, Coulter does care, but is too much of a hypocrite to reflect on the quality of her contributions. Here's some advice for Ann: when your words bomb at a major gathering of conservatives, maybe they're not fit for national publication.

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Not a humorist.
Not a comedian.
A clown.
Think of the court jesters of medieval times.
Like those jesters Coulter says outrageous things and gets away with it. Sometimes the things she says are clever, but more often they're just dumb: playground insults, juvenile, vulgar, things that her fans would sometimes like to say in public, but don't, because they don't want to embarrass themselves. It's easier and safer to let Anne Coulter do it, because she's immune to embarrassment. (That's a prerequisite for clowns.)
Also like the court jesters, Coulter must be careful not to overstep certain boundaries. She can shock, she can titillate, she can even annoy; but, if she goes too far, she could be in real trouble.
Medieval jesters lacked power. If they went too far in their jibes, they might pay for it with their lives. In Ms Coulter's case, what she lacks is intellect. Watch her in any forum in which she's surrounded by people who know what they're talking about - for example, on Bill Maher's show, where she's an occasional guest -and it becomes painfully clear that she's out of her depth and she knows it.
As a result, she's cautious not to say anything so mortally offensive that one of her numerous intellectual superiors will find it worth going after her for keeps.
Call it prudence, if you like.
Or cowardice.
Link
Read before you judge. ;p
Just sayin'.
Eh, it's Ann Coulter. Fuck her. :)
I also think she's an intelligent individual who knows exactly what she's doing and saying but she's making so much money it makes no difference. There's where the hypocracy comes in. She recently moved from NYC to Florida to escape the stalkers she's evoked. Does she think that'll ever end as long as she spews forth the vitriol and hate she does?
Ann is now reaping the just desserts of her hate mongering. Is the money worth the deserved harassment she's now getting? Her outrageous comments and behavior are catching up with her. I hope she doesn't think any of her cheerleaders will come to her aid.
I hope the money was worth it, Ann.
Her latest instalment on her blog is simply vomiting.
This 'woman"(sorry for calling her a woman,as she doesn't quite act like a true woman) who regularly calls Liberals "Nazis" for any reasons and for what I thought at first was just for the pleasure of hearing the word "nazis",seems to be just a nazi herself.
And I KNOW that the Nazi word shouldn't be used easily,but trust me,and if you don't believe me,check on her blog,she has ALL the requirements to "get the job".
let it be clear to all:
1-She HATES anyone that isn't like her(that includes non-Christians,non-Americans,n on-whites,non-Republicans,etc. ..)
2-She openly calls for the destruction of some of the previous people I've cited in brackets.
She (it?!?) therefore,can treuly be considered a Nazi.
Sad times we're living,really.
Just two more things:
1-She said(and I quote):"this country would be better off if women couldn't vote".......is not she a WOMAN herself?
2-"Ane" in French,and pronounced like Ann,means donkey........double symbolism here.She's a dumb-ass to me, and is called (in French) after the symbol of the party she hates most.
TMH
Gay marriage.
Ann Coulter's brilliant rationale for banning gay marriage, when I challenged her on it, was "It's right because it's right".
That's well documented and articulate?
She adamantly refused to give a reason for why gay marriage is wrong - she just kept repeating the mantra, over and over, that the majority of Americans oppose it.
So?
The majority of Americans have opposed all sorts of civil rights over the years. A majority of Americans opposed interracial marriage when the courts stepped in and legalized it.
Ann's response?
Nothin'.
Her writings are actually not documented at all,you are just talking out of your a..,buddy.
Take her interview last year on the news program, The Fifth Estate, during which Coulter stated, "Canada used to be one of our most loyal friends and vice-versa. I mean Canada sent troops to Vietnam - was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?"
When news journalist and interviewer Bob Mckeown answered, "Canada didn't send troups to Vietnam," Coulter refused to believe him. She restated her opinion that Canada sent troops to Vietnam three more times before concluding "Well. I'll get back to you on that." She never did. And Canada never did send troops to Vietnam.
The truth means much less to Anne Coulter than her own quite extreme and often deluded perception of reality. As long as she stands stubbornly by her mistakes, lies, and intolerance, I find little reason to take a few extra seconds to seek "the truth behind" her words.
Victor Levant, QUIET COMPLICITY: CANADIAN INVOLVEMENT IN THE VIETNAM WAR (1986) Between the Lines, Toronto ,Canada
But you're going to have to give us more to work with. Seriously, if you're going to open your career here by praising the only right-wing commentator I've ever found that's praised the merits of fascism. Literally.
That's a quote from a Washington Monthly article from Nov 2001. Link
Read some of the other gems of wisdom she has to say. And then ask if you don't feel slightly idiotic/dirty for defending such an undemocratic, anti-American bitch. (And, just to clear this up before we make something larger of it, if Ann wasn't verifiably undemocratic--she has repeatedly advocated removing the right to vote from groups like, say, WOMEN--and anti-American--check out the quote immediately above the "local fascism" one in that article--and, well, is there any contention from any side that the woman is a huge, overrated, vapid and vituperative bitch, especially since that time she told the head of Vietnam Veterans of America Foundation "No wonder you guys lost!"?)
Oh, and she's a white supremacist that advocates genocidal practices against nonchristians. So, be clear here, you're defending a white supremacist fascist that advocates genocide because why?
(Does asking that count as breaking Godwin's Law?)
Why did the young Muslim not call out Coulter for the arch-racist that she is? We live in very sad times for race relations, indeed.
Thanks August for that insightful observation.