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By Ben - Mar 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm EDT

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A guy from Atlanta Georgia has finally found his one true love. After many relationships in the past, Zoltan (changed for privacy) has popped the question to his soulmate Alice, the robot.

Gizmodo recently published an interview highlighting a man who is a "technosexual and proud of it". A technosexual is a person who is attracted to robots. Zoltan has been through the dating hoops and was ready to settle down. His first robot girl dumped him but the good part about dating a robot is the ability to erase her memory.

Zoltan plans to live the rest of his life with his love and now doesn't consider himself a virgin anymore. Those of you who are also afraid of AIDS and alimony can make your own Alice for around $200. Hey, whatever makes you happy.

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Where's m technosexual?

By Preston Mitchum Mar 26th 2008 at 11:08 am EDT

A technosexual? We definitely have everything we want in life now. We have women, men, transgenders, and of course, robotsy! Yes! Now I can quit writing that on my annual Christmas list. People are such gold-diggers nowadays and I am happy that someone will not be with me simply because I have money. Obviously every relationship that has ended has been because of AIDS and alimony, similar to the guy that this blog is about. I keep pondering, when will a technosexual just like me for me.

Re: Where's m technosexual?

By Preston Mitchum Mar 26th 2008 at 4:03 pm EDT

Just know that I was sleepy when I wrote this. I just caught some major mistakes. Lol.

Creepy.

By Sara Mar 26th 2008 at 5:48 pm EDT

I was ok till it got to the part about erasing her mind and starting over. Does this guy realize he's nuts?

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