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    One of the advantages of living in D.C. is that you're around a whole bunch of crazy radicals. One of the disadvantages of living in D.C. is that you're around a whole bunch of crazy radicals. Specifically, ones that want to sell you stuff. Even more specifically, ones that want to sell you newspapers.

    Friday when I went home from work, I ran into not one, not two, but THREE sects trying to get me to buy their rags: the ISO (International Socialist Organization), MIM (Maoist International Movement - you don't see them out much anymore) and the inimitable Lyndon LaRouche organization.

    When are these people going to realize that selling newspapers isn't going to start a revolution? (LaRouche doesn't want revolution... though I'm not really sure what he wants at this point, other than intercontinental railroads) Especially when the articles are full of exclamation points, respellings of "America" as "Amerikkka" (seriously, MIMNotes must do a find/replace function on their entire paper), and rhetoric that's dusty and covered in cobwebs from the 1920s.

    I recently asked an ISO member point blank what exactly the "revolutionary" point was about selling papers. He told me that primarily it was a way to spread awareness and engage people in conversation. "By charging a dollar for some newsprint?" I asked, incredulously. He replied that it helps keep people informed, that it helps "build the movement." Wow. I asked him that if they, as Trotskyists, feel it's the "proletariat" that need to be organized and led, why the hell are they selling their papers in middle to upper class areas of town? He shrugged and said "this is where I was assigned."

    Even more incredulous were the LaRouchers, who, inbetween exhortations to go to his website to see his next live online speech, told me that his ideas were really considered in Congress, and that a number of recent bills that passed were originally LaRouche ideas. Wowie!

Remember kiddies: avoid cultish dogma, even (especially?) secular cultish dogma.

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heh
By jr Jun 19th 2006 at 11:27 pm EDT
I thought the MIM was largely responsible for the "World Can't Wait" effort (as a peace organizer, let me be the first to say that, if they're leading the charge, we'll find a way to wait). I always loved the underlying idea of their marches is that, one of these days, the marchers will bring their shotguns with them. Seriously, the goal seems to be to organize marches in the hopes that one of them will coincide with an outrage big enough to spur violence. Jackasses.

As for the LaRouchies, while they've got some serious crazy problems (like being seriously crazy), they did manage to get something right--the LaRouch newspaper was the first to report, many months before anyone else, that John Hannah, Cheney's national security adviser, was cooperating with Patrick Fitzgerald. Link Scared the hell out of me.
Re: heh
By RevolutionAM Jun 20th 2006 at 12:00 am EDT
Holy crap! That IS pretty scary.
  
Interesting.
By Superduperficial Jun 20th 2006 at 1:52 am EDT
I recently asked an ISO member point blank what exactly the "revolutionary" point was about selling papers. He told me that primarily it was a way to spread awareness and engage people in conversation.



This is something that liberal groups need to absorb; it's not just true for the jackass fringes, it's true for everyone. "Awareness raising" and "movement building" are just feel-good, going-through-the-stale-motion s actions that generally do almost nothing to impact the issues at hand. There are a few exceptions (AIDS awareness), but there are logical reasons why awareness-building made sense for them that aren't present for the vast majority of liberal/leftist causes.
Re: Interesting.
By RevolutionAM Jun 20th 2006 at 12:08 pm EDT
Hey, I agree with you! How about that! :) Rock on.
  
curiously...
By jr Jun 20th 2006 at 1:09 pm EDT
...it occured to me a few weeks ago that, well-versed in music as I might be, in all my years I had never heard "The Internationale," arguably one of the most important songs in the world. Hell, it's what the students sang before getting slaughtered at Tiananmen. It's been sung by rebels and revolutionaries around the world for more than a century. It was the national anthem for a superpower. I'd wager it's one of the most widely-known songs in the world. And nobody in our generation seems to have ever been exposed to it.

At first I was kind of pissed at the educational system--while I'm no Communist (or Marxist; I'm really more of a Weberian), it seems like that's something that I should have been exposed to at some point during my education, much of which has been in postcommunist studies--I'm now really just unimpressed with the "awareness-raising" of these groups. I mean, they should know that the public schols haven't let kids see a copy of the "Manifesto" for almost a hundred years in the US (because that piece of drivel will make kids give up capitalism, sure it will). Selling an occasional newspaper with an insert to order the book of whatever schmuck that runs their particular organization is a far cry from actually promoting anything.

For a movement with some of the most concise ideological writings out there, these leftists are terrible at promoting them or related works like the "Internationale." Actually, come to think of it, we probably shouldn't refer to them as part of a movement, since that would require at least some cooperation among these groups, and for some odd reason they'd rather fight among each other than work together (heavens forbid that the Marxists and the Trotskyites have a barbecue together some afternoon).
Re: curiously...
By Superduperficial Jun 20th 2006 at 4:46 pm EDT
I mean, they should know that the public schols haven't let kids see a copy of the "Manifesto" for almost a hundred years in the US (because that piece of drivel will make kids give up capitalism, sure it will).



It did for a few kids in my freshman-year philosophy class.

If we had four more years of high school (Which is rapidly what college is becoming), there'd be time to lay out the context in order to introduce it. But as it stands, I think we're better off without. We don't toss 'em Wealth of Nations, either - we give them Macro and Micro econ, and the world spins along alright.
Re: curiously...
By jr Jun 20th 2006 at 5:05 pm EDT
What kind of half-ass philosophy class covered the Manifesto but not Adam Smith? Any course dealing with modern political philosophy should probably be hitting both (not to mention that the Manifesto is pretty useless stuff without "Socialism: Utopian and Scientific" thrown in). Mine did, as well as Weber, de Tocqueville and Mill (the three best antidotes to Marxism I know).
Re: curiously...
By Superduperficial Jun 21st 2006 at 5:27 am EDT
A shitty one. One where every single paper, regardless of being brilliant or absolute drivel, was given an A- just to keep us out of the TA's hair. (An A- is perfect for them; they don't look like they're just punting on their grading responsibilities, and the students can't very well complain that they didn't actually read it)

Hobbes, Locke, Rousseau, Mill, Marx, Aristotle, and Rawls.

Blah.
Re: curiously...
By jr Jun 21st 2006 at 12:39 pm EDT
God, I hope that's not the order in which you had them!

That's a really eclectic list there. Why Aristotle but not "The Republic"? Why Locke and Rousseau but not Hume--I mean, if you're gonna go learn social contract you might as well get the big three. Marx, but no Smith. AND NO WEBER?!!

I mean, at least you probably hit up "Leviathan" and "On Liberty," (or was the Mill piece "The Subjugation of Women"?), but Jesus, how can you have so many uncontested ideas in a philosophy class? Nothing personal against your classmates, but I doubt anyone there would be able to make a tenth of the points about socialism that Weber does, and nobody understands modern government better.

God, are classes like that really how the other half lives? I'm getting spoiled in my tiny public college.
Re: curiously...
By jr Jun 21st 2006 at 12:46 pm EDT
Oh, as to laying out the context of the Manifesto, I liked the way my professor did it--took him five minutes. His major point: "Dickens and Marx were walking the same streets. Go read some Dickens, and look at the workhouses, the transient nature of revolution, the poverty...read that and then notice how Dickens always has a convenient good soul descend from upon high to help his characters, like in "Oliver Twist." Marx wanted to find the one to help the entire working class."

And then, after a couple of classes covering the high points of Marxist writing, you throw Weber at them.

Worked for me, at least.
Re: curiously...
By Superduperficial Jun 21st 2006 at 5:27 am EDT
A shitty one. One where every single paper, regardless of being brilliant or absolute drivel, was given an A- just to keep us out of the TA's hair. (An A- is perfect for them; they don't look like they're just punting on their grading responsibilities, and the students can't very well complain that they didn't actually read it)

Hobbes, Locke, Rousseau, Mill, Marx, Aristotle, and Rawls.

Blah.
Re: curiously...
By Superduperficial Jun 21st 2006 at 5:27 am EDT
A shitty one. One where every single paper, regardless of being brilliant or absolute drivel, was given an A- just to keep us out of the TA's hair. (An A- is perfect for them; they don't look like they're just punting on their grading responsibilities, and the students can't very well complain that they didn't actually read it)

Hobbes, Locke, Rousseau, Mill, Marx, Aristotle, and Rawls.

Blah.
Re: curiously...
By jr Jun 21st 2006 at 4:01 pm EDT
(for chrissakes, Joe, we heard you the first time! ;) )
Re: curiously...
By RevolutionAM Jun 20th 2006 at 7:00 pm EDT
No no, it's between Leninists, Trotskyists, Stalinists (not really around anymore), and Maoists. They all claim the mantle of Marxism.
Re: curiously...
By jr Jun 20th 2006 at 9:13 pm EDT
Hmm, I smell a lecture about the nefarious ties of the Workers' World Party coming up...
  
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