This week on the Hill:

 Congressional Food Stamps Fair: The Food Research and Action Center and Hatcher Group Faces of Food Stamps bring us this event, listed in CongressDaily under "Social Issues," in HC-5 right now.  Is there free food?  Probably, but I bet it's awkward.

 Judiciary Hearing on Presidential Clemency Power: 2141 Rayburn, noon.  Come to hear Joe Wilson on how someone can ruin your career, break the law, and get off scot free.

 HELP Hearing on Dr. James Holsinger's Nomination to be Surgeon General: 430 Dirksen, 10am.  Is it OK for the Surgeon General to think gay people are inherently immoral?  Probably not.

 Hearing of the Week - Harriet Miers on the U.S. Attorneys Scandal: 2141 Rayburn, 10am.  Harriet Miers returns to the Hill after her disastrous Supreme Court nomination, this time to defend the political firings of United States Attorneys!  Sure to be hilarious if you're into that kind of thing, or find amnesia funny.