Poor Spelling and Evil Doers
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Top Ten Things I Learned at the First Day of CPAC
10. The McCain Feingold Act is bad and needs to be abolished.
9. In fact John McCain is bad and should not be trusted.
8. Labor Unions are bad and Must be Destroyed.
7. CBS, ABC, and NBC are evil.
6. Liberals tried to steal the 2004 election and must be stopped.
5. Conservatives are victims even though they control the government.
4. The Wall Street Journal, Fox News, and U.S. News and World Report don’t mind their journalists taking biased stands at conservative rallies.
3. Conservatives love book signings. Late night ones. 9am ones. It just doesn’t matter.
2.5 When in conservative circles, Reagan is spelled Regan.
2. Rwanda is really spelled Rowanda, at least on the CPAC agenda. Really guys, this is getting ridiculous.
1. The fee to get in was really just optional and should not be paid next time. Good to know.
10. The McCain Feingold Act is bad and needs to be abolished.
9. In fact John McCain is bad and should not be trusted.
8. Labor Unions are bad and Must be Destroyed.
7. CBS, ABC, and NBC are evil.
6. Liberals tried to steal the 2004 election and must be stopped.
5. Conservatives are victims even though they control the government.
4. The Wall Street Journal, Fox News, and U.S. News and World Report don’t mind their journalists taking biased stands at conservative rallies.
3. Conservatives love book signings. Late night ones. 9am ones. It just doesn’t matter.
2.5 When in conservative circles, Reagan is spelled Regan.
2. Rwanda is really spelled Rowanda, at least on the CPAC agenda. Really guys, this is getting ridiculous.
1. The fee to get in was really just optional and should not be paid next time. Good to know.
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