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Top 10 Annoying U.S. Senators
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 About a year ago, I wrote a post listing my version of the top 10 annoying members of Congress. Well, it may have taken me awhile, but a boring day of work has inspired me to write the Senate addition. As always, comments and suggested additions are welcome.

10. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) I actually really love his politics. And really, he's a great Senator. Why is he on this list? Because he's the only avowed socialist in the United States Senate. This is a problem because according to the National Journal's rankings, he is not as "liberal" as Barack Obama. Sanders has set up Obama for a lot of cheap shot attacks from the right. I know it's not his fault, but its still annoying.  

9. James Inhofe (R-OK)  James Inhofe is perhaps the most known global warming skeptic in Congress. He spent his allotted time at a hearing with Al Gore to bring up isolated instances in which Gore maybe wasn't praticing good conservation. He claimed that global warming is a conspiracy by the Weather Channel to boost its ratings. Wow, I didn't realize that the Weather Channel was such a powerful lobby (even though I won't miss a captivating episode of "Weather PM"). Why can't he get with the program? Even Bush admits that Global Warming is a problem. The kicker? This guy used to be the chairman of the committee that deals with Global Warming until the Dems took over Congress. What did you say about elections not mattering?

8. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) This guy is John McCain's top surrogate. He's always going on Sunday talk shows and blasting Democrats with his snide self-righteous attitude. Part of what makes him so annoying is his voice, which I can't stand. Mostly though, it's about the content of what he says. Last year in an infamous MTP interview with Jim Webb, he kept repeating that "the troops just want to win" even as Webb reminded him that the troops have just as diverse political views as the American public as a whole.

7. Daniel Akaka (D-HI) Let's make this bipartisan! From what I hear, this guy doesn't do much besides walk around and offer people Macademian nuts. Now I know its only hearsay, but can't we find someone else in the great state of Hawaii who could be a more effective Senator?

6. John Cornyn (R-TX) Anyone who hasn't been acquainted with this lovely guy just needs to watch his ad (find it on YouTube) where he's dressed as a cowboy as a Texan deep voice in the background talks about "Big John" and all the great things that he's done. Besides the insane gravitas it takes to make an ad like this, he claims that he "supported our soldiers and rooted out crooks." The first part of that statement is not true, considering that he voted against the Webb GI Bill. The second part is laughable because they needed something to rhyme with "looks" even though Congress has absolutely no role in "rooting out crooks."

5. Larry Craig- (R-ID) The only reason he's not further up on the list is that his bathroom shenanigans have provided us with endless entertainment. But how does a guy who like him with a "wide stance" claim to be a crusader for moral values and supportive of a discriminatory constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. That would be like me supporting a constitutional ban on stupid CP blog postings.

4. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) This guy is the obstructionist in chief as the Republican leader of the Senate. The Republicans have already set a record for most bills filibustered and Congress still has another 5 months to go. I can understand filibustering once in awhile for bills that reach too far, but would that be the case for:

-A bill to creat a Cap-and Trade program for greenhouse polluters?

-A bill designed to prevent cuts in payments to medicare doctors?

I think he just likes to wield the little power he has. He is also really smug on Sunday talk shows. It's not the best thing to wake up to.

3. Jim DeMint (R-SC) There is a little known Senate rule that one Senator can put a hold on a piece of legislation. Though rarely used, there are two abusers of this rule in the current Senate. Jim DeMint is one of them. He blocked the bipartisan ethics bill for about 6 months before he finally relented. He also blocks all sorts of non-controversial bills, and then has the guts to go around talking about the "do-nothing Congress."

2. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) Everytime I see him on TV, I just want to throw something. I get it, he has drifted away from his party, but he just slings so much mud. Does he remember that Barack Obama campaigned for him in his primary against Ned Lamont? Not only is he a traitor who has become a right-wing talking points extraordinaire, but he does it while claiming to be an "Independent Democrat." Also, he always sounds like he has a stomach ache. And guess what Joe, none of us want to give in and lose to al qaeda!

1. Tom Coburn (R-OK). This guy takes the prize by a long shot. He has blocked so many non-controversial bipartisan bills, that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is putting a "Coburn Omnibus" bill together so that the entire Senate can vote on everything he has blocked. Why does he have to be such a thorn in the side of the entire United States Senate? Because he thinks its SOOOO cool to be fiscally conservative. Also, he was doing a crossword puzzle during the confirmation hearings of Samuel Alito. And he said that abortion doctors should be subject to the death penalty.

 Congratulations Tom, you take the cake!

 


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Libby Dole
By concerned citizen Jul 21st 2008 at 8:50 pm EDT
Elizabeth Dole (R-NC) is on my shit list, but so is Jeff Sessions (R-AL) mostly because the hate immigrants so much.
  
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