With all this free food being talked about, I've gotten hungry. But I don't make a lot of money at my job. Actually, I make zero dollars so I am living off the spare change I find in the office couches. So where can I go to spend my various dimes on food that I can eat easily?

My friend clued me into the place. It’s a happy hour, but there’s a special policy that they employ for their happy hour: 10 CENT WINGS. That’s right people, at the 51st State Tavern in Foggy Bottom, they have happy hours with 10 cent wings. That’s a dime a wing, or a leg. And they’re decently decent, which in my lingo means they taste good. I had 20 wings and three pints = $12.00. You know where else you can get those prices? Nowhere. So check it out on Tuesdays from 4 PM until they run out. And if you’re a New York sports fan, its doubly good, because they love their Mets/Yankees/Bills/Jets/blah/blah/blah/New York teams suck. If not, don’t worry, they already hate me enough for it.