If you haven't heard, every year The Hill puts out it's list of the 50 most beautiful people on Capitol Hill. Like everything else on the Hill, the selection is highly political, requires a good deal of behind-the-scenes organizing and bargaining, and the results aren't always what they should be (Sen. John "my-wrinkles-have-wrinkles" Warner and Rep. Vito "combover" Fossella made the list).

I really wanted to degrade all these folks and mock The Hill's lack of basic literary skills, but The DCeiver beat me to the punch.