I know I've mentioned it before, but seriously people, if you are on a crowded train, move to the center of the car.

This morning, there was some issue on the Green line, and I had to wait 9 minutes after just missing a train. After that 9 minutes, I had to wait an additional 4. You want to know why? Because the stupid and selfish people on the train DID NOT MOVE TO THE CENTER OF THE CAR. Blame also goes to the train operator who decided to close the doors instead of waiting until I (along with some other kind folks) tried to find a place to squeeze in. Let this be a warning to the DC metropolitan area: If you do not move to the center of the car, you WILL incur my wrath.