For those on the right who believe that all is equal in America, check out how a wealthy heiress gets a get-out-of-jail-free card... sorry Paris, but since when did Pinkberry cravings qualify as a health condition?  Rumor has it she went on a "hunger strike"... right.  No wonder our rates of incarceration are so skewed toward minorities in inner-cities (obviously, in addition to a number of other horribly screwed up systemic inequalities).