With accusations of favoritism and preferential treatment flying, Chewing Chenwei Zhang devoured the competition faster than Kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest on day four of Campus Progress’s Free Food-A-Thon.

Chewing Chenwei guzzled juice and gobbled grapes at a healthy marriages panel before traversing over for a lecture on Coptic Christians in Egypt complete with a spread of veggie pitas.

Chenwei’s keen skills for finding the tastiest treats and most esoteric events, as well as her insightful documentations on Social Capital, made her victory a no-brainer.

Chewing Chenwei Zhang joins Hardeehar Aditi Hardikar, Nick “Pastry” Pastan, and Avarice Ashley Wiers in tomorrow’s free food-a-thon final battle royale. If you thought the qualifying rounds were intriguing, awkward, and delicious, then just wait until tomorrow.  In the words of the Pastry Pastan, it’s on.