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Taking Lazy to a New Level

By Thomas Coen - Sep 5th, 2007 at 10:02 am EDT

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Tags: Alcohol, apathy, candy

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In case you just didn't want to burn that precious calorie breaking your candy bar in two, Mars candy corporation has now done it for you.

The new Milky Way bar is being christened the Milky Way 2 To Go and comes pre-cut, so it's easier to eat on the go. And if that wasn't ridiculous enough, why not grab a Pocket Shot --a plastic portable pouch filled with liquor that you can take anywhere! The website even suggests you drink liberally while biking, hiking, rollerblading, and swimming. Whoever said that listening to marketing was bad for your health?

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In defense of gross-looking liquor

By Ben Regenspan Sep 5th 2007 at 11:56 pm EDT

I don't get why MADD would get particularly upset about these Pocket Shot things - they're only 35 proof and prettymuch the plastic equivalent of the airline-size bottles you can get at most liquor stores. And they save kids who'd be drinking in school anyway the trouble of pouring the stuff into soda bottles, perhaps allowing them more time to do a stellar job on their homework.

Anyways, everyone knows that the proper way to drink while exercising is to wear a Camelbak (Link ) full of bourbon.

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