Can you say "Republican Orange"?
| By vitality - Feb 14th, 2006 at 5:15 pm EST |
Who wants to contribute to a little charity and fund-raising drive I call: "The Texas Democrats Fund".
It's goal is twofold.
1. We need to make sure that any and every Texas Democrat is immediately issued a bright, neon orange raincoat or hunting jacket. We also plan on embroidering the Campus Progress logo on top of this giant mobile reflector-suit. I think Mr. Hill--from Texas--would appreciate this.
2. We will then hand out bright orange jumpsuits to the Republicans without modifications. The reasoning here is simple: SOMEBODY needs to firmly explain to a number of Texas Republicans that sooner or later they will be forced to wear nothing BUT bright orange jumpsuits.
It's goal is twofold.
1. We need to make sure that any and every Texas Democrat is immediately issued a bright, neon orange raincoat or hunting jacket. We also plan on embroidering the Campus Progress logo on top of this giant mobile reflector-suit. I think Mr. Hill--from Texas--would appreciate this.
2. We will then hand out bright orange jumpsuits to the Republicans without modifications. The reasoning here is simple: SOMEBODY needs to firmly explain to a number of Texas Republicans that sooner or later they will be forced to wear nothing BUT bright orange jumpsuits.
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Why did we not think of this sooner!
later