...If I ever strike out in both life and love, I'm becoming a bike messenger. A few of the girls I know in DC have been into the bike messengers at one point or another -- apparently there's a whole "scene", and they do urban racing on the weekends. All the cool kids are doing it!'
Judging by her Playboy spread, if she's ever truly strapped for cash there's a fertile career just waiting in Porn Valley for her.
Remember "Washingtonienne"? She was the low-level Capitol Hill staffer who was fired from her gig as a mail opener for a Republican Senator when her confessional sex-for-rent-money-and-luxury-gifts blog exploded all over the Internets. Then she got a book deal.
Well now Jessica Cutler (her real name) has filed for bankruptcy. I'm not ashamed to say I've read the book (Madhu made me do it!). Cutler's ex-boyfriend and colleague, who featured in the book as a spanking fetishist, is suing her for defamation. That's rather foolish. Now everybody (who didn't already) knows his real name: Robert Steinbuch. He's a former Judiciary Committee lawyer and now a law professor at the University of Arkansas-Little Rock. Anyhow, Cutler claims she can't even pay her bills and student loans, let alone reimburse Steinbuch for the embarrassment of having several thousand obsessive blog readers and political junkies know he's into S&M.
Okay this is all really an excuse to expose my pet peeve about Washingtonienne. In the book, she "slums it" when she hooks up with a bike messenger who lives in Adams Morgan. You know, the neighborhood I'm priced out of on my non-profit salary.
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Judging by her Playboy spread, if she's ever truly strapped for cash there's a fertile career just waiting in Porn Valley for her.